… I’ve just got in trouble because apparently a Google search for “Does Rob love Ange?” doesn’t yield the correct results.
Obviously; I do love Ange. But Google doesn’t realise it. It’s rather a failing on Google’s part, so hopefully a post littered with comments about how Rob loves Ange and how Ange loves Rob should help me convince “the Internet” that Rob does indeed love Ange.
For the record; I do love Ange. That’s why I asked her to marry me. The fact that she seems to think the fact that Google doesn’t agree is in any way a measure of my love for her is both faintly disturbing, mildly amusing and distinctly damaging with regards to my daily claim that I “build the Internet”.
So; just so Google (and everyone else) knows… I just want to reitterate: Rob Swan loves Ange Hardy more than Ange Hardy loves Rob Swan.
We’ll let my fairly sound knowledge of SEO determine the outcome of future Google searches on the topic of whether Rob Swan loves Ange more than Ange Hardy loves Rob.
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